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Disallow: /blood
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Disallow: /greyskull
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Disallow: /cheezburger
User-agent: rodman
Disallow: /rebounds
User-agent: mrt
Disallow: /fools
User-agent: seinfeld
Disallow: /soup
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Disallow: /linux
User-agent: sco
Disallow: /linux
User-agent: sun
Disallow: /linux
User-agent: adobe
Disallow: /64bit
User-agent: apple
Disallow: /flash
User-agent: google
Disallow: /allurnfos
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Disallow: /jedi
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Disallow: /truth
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Disallow: /democracy
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Disallow: /democracy
User-agent: bush
Disallow: /hope
User-agent: obama
Disallow: /rebublicans
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Disallow: /apple
User-agent: lesbians
Disallow: /cock
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Disallow: /movies
User-agent: riaa
Disallow: /music
User-agent: bsa
Disallow: /warez
User-agent: history
Disallow: /truth
User-agent: politics
Disallow: /truth
User-agent: jager
Disallow: /funksobruthasweed
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Disallow: /sunglassesatnight
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Disallow: /google
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Disallow: /personalinfo
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Disallow: /terrancehoward
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Disallow: hope
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disallow: /api
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disallow: /post.php
disallow: /api
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disallow: /api
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